Puns

[BoxBasher]

Iwa going to quit my night job at the bakery, but I need the dough.

(knead the dough)

 

[bernardgreen]

She was only a welders daughter..............
But she had a set o' lean legs.......

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The optician wanted to be more intelligent....

So he moved to a higher floor and worked slowly.

This made his eye queue higher........

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What should you give to a man who has everying

Penicillin

 

[markie]

A man walks into the dentist, and says to the dentist can you take my wisdom tooth out, ( i'm sick to the back teeth of it ) no pun intended.

 

[securespark]

A musical pun: never b sharp, never b flat always b neutral.


and another........................................................................THINK AHEA


D.

 

[Nige F]

A STD virus is walking along a railway line .....train is cumming...........Oh NO ,I`m a gonner here

 

[bernardgreen]

Never go to a dentist who is a member of the dental trade union.
They operate the "one out... all out rule

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Why are road works always " Slow Road Works"

 

[Belrose]

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during root canal treatment ? His goal: transcend dental medication.

bernardgreen wrote: Why are road works always "Slow Road Works"

Answer: To accommodate the "Slow Plant Crossing" of course !

Bel

 

[monkeyboy92]

Why is British Gas 3-Star Cover like Tantric Sex ?

You'll often be in all day, and no-one comes...

 

[bernardgreen]

Two Rumanian sparkies were sent to change a switch in a house in Bognor Regis. They came back to the office saying they couldn't touch it as it was a three pole switch....

 

[securespark]

Why is British Gas 3-Star Cover like Tantric Sex ?

You'll often be in all day, and no-one comes...

I had a letter last year telling me it's changed to something or other 300.