Raids On Businesses

[King Billy]

No I hardly ever use cash except when having a Chinese, hair cut or car washed.

Oh or when the Mrs spots my cash job money she can spend it no problems

Start a trend and offer to pay with your card.
If they can't accept it, explain you don't carry cash.
I've never been asked before ordering, if I can pay in cash.

 

[pete01]

You know I like it when the thread is all about me, but you kind of embarrass me when you turn so many threads into discussions about me.
Can't you start your own hero-worshipping thread?

Ok I'll stop, chill Bill

 

[pete01]

Start a trend and offer to pay with your card.
If they can't accept it, explain you don't carry cash.
I've never been asked before ordering, if I can pay in cash.

Bit late when I've just had my hair cut, the 11 Turkish fellas who I guess are all making their money from hair cuts alone might duff me up

 

[Elsa TLC]

Bloody hell Bill I bet you're fun at a party

Its sunday morning. I like this time. I get up early. Eat my overnight oats then lay on the sofa with a really good cup of coffee after my hot and cold shower.

I like DIY for a bit of lite entertainment.

But fûcking Billy goat is on us like a raging bull who needs a wan̈k.

Easy tiger I say........

 

[Elsa TLC]

No I hardly ever use cash except when having a Chinese hair cut or car washed.

Oh or when the Mrs spots my cash job money she can spend it no problems

I love those Chinese haircuts. Do you have to take your own bowl that fits your head and style?

 

[Elsa TLC]

Start a trend and offer to pay with your card.
If they can't accept it, explain you don't carry cash.
I've never been asked before ordering, if I can pay in cash.

I see a nice steak at this butchers I spoke of. He cut it and bagged for the 4 of us before telling me cash only.

"I only have a card!"

He pointed to the post office 4 doors away. I did walk past the post office with on the way back to the car less steak in hand.

 

[King Billy]

Its sunday morning. I like this time. I get up early. Eat my overnight oats then lay on the sofa with a really good cup of coffee after my hot and cold shower.

I like DIY for a bit of lite entertainment.

But fûcking Billy goat is on us like a raging bull who needs a wan̈k.

Easy tiger I say........

You make a nonsense post about the great social experiment that's failed. But when I explore your ideology, to understand how you arrived at your conclusion, first of all, you waffle, then resort to ad hominem abuse.

Maybe you should have carried on with your light entertainment.

lay on the sofa with a really good fûcking goat.
l need a wan̈k. ........

Whatever takes your fancy.

 

[pete01]

I love those Chinese haircuts. Do you have to take your own bowl that fits your head and style?

OMG you removed my comma

Reported

 

[King Billy]

I see a nice steak at this butchers I spoke of. He cut it and bagged for the 4 of us before telling me cash only.

"I only have a card!"

He pointed to the post office 4 doors away. I did walk past the post office with on the way back to the car less steak in hand.

How does he do his banking, his takings, his accounts, his VAT declarations, etc?
Evan market traders take cards these days.
I hope he's a sole trader or trusts his staff.

 

[Elsa TLC]

OMG you removed my comma

Reported

I just didn't want to waste the opportunity.

I never noticed the comma until I had written my post.

After I giggled to myself I just had to get rid of the comma and push that button.

 

[pete01]

I just didn't want to waste the opportunity.

I never noticed the comma until I had written my post.

After I giggled to myself I just had to get rid of the comma and push that button.

Well it made me look stupid I prefer doing thay by myself thanks

 

[Elsa TLC]

How does he do his banking, his takings, his accounts, his VAT declarations, etc?
Evan market traders take cards these days.
I hope he's a sole trader or trusts his staff.

This is what I think.

If everything is cash then they declare most of that cash including what comes from the drug deals then the Tax and VAT man sees that they are a legit cash only business thats avoiding card fees from banks thats declaring a good whack of cash. They make themselves look an honest tax paying meat eating business.

 

[Elsa TLC]

Well it made me look stupid I prefer doing thay by myself thanks

Thats what makes us right winged and very British/English.

We take the pisṣ̌ out of one another without getting our knickers twisted.

I love the classic Chinese haircut bowl joke.

 

[pete01]

I love the classic Chinese haircut bowl joke

Me too its dead handy I go out for a chicken fried rice and come back with a bowl cut.

 

[King Billy]

This is what I think.

If everything is cash then they declare most of that cash including what comes from the drug deals then the Tax and VAT man sees that they are a legit cash only business thats avoiding card fees from banks thats declaring a good whack of cash. They make themselves look an honest tax paying meat eating business.

How do they do their banking? How do they do their accounting? How does the taxman view the difference between their outgoings (incl VAT) and their takings, including VAT.
Unless you claim they are paying VAT on their drug-deals?

You make it sound so easily, but I know from personal experience banks etc are extremely suspicious about unusually large amounts of cashflows.
They're frequently suspending accounts until due investigation has taken place. They're getting paranoid about the services they offer to their customers, to ensure they don't fall foul of government clampdowns, which would result in massive fines, bad publicity and ongoing investigations.