I had a call this morning from India claiming to be from Microsoft, saying that my Internet had been compromised. I was about to go up the M11 so had time to wind him up and waste his time. India Have you got your computer with you Me Yes Can you turn it on. Yes.... its a bit slow so bear with me. No problem My mate got in the van and I started my engine, and made out that was my PC starting up. Ok I'm ready Press the ctrl button Yes done that What's the button next to it. Because I didn't really have my PC I didn't know what the button was ... so I said Black Bastard .... Bod you are a Bastard.. you are a Bastard....... then hung up on me... Cheeky wænker .... he was trying to scam me and called me a Bastard for wasting his time..