Just got back myself........Im lucky enough to have the choice between TWO charming resorts.
To Hell......
and
F**k yourself........
At least thats where my ex-wife kindly suggested i should GO
Been there,done that, got the T shirt.
The first resort was ok... but the relentless heat, wanton women, and debauchery, was a bit of a bind.....
but Still ......the second resort...
.................................................
my boys are not ready for that yet, too tacky and sordid, they seen a transvestite and said "dad, i think that is a man" exit stage left back to the beach at Maspalomas.
