Secure's Picture Of The Week (With Apologies To RF)

[securespark]

Called to the above yesterday. Finally traced it to a JB behind a fridge:

That lump sticking out of the top cable entry hole is a slug...

There were actually two other cables attached to this JB that were completely severed by repeated S/C's.

 

[LiamPope]

Was the slug OK?

 

[r.bartlett]

Was the slug OK?

yes, he's Part P registered

 

[securespark]

Liam, sit down mate.

You know that place that animals go to called heaven?

Well, I'm really sorry, mate. That little sluggy is there now.

But let me reassure you, he wouldn't have suffered.

Sorry, mate.

 

[ColJack]

what's the touch voltage to kill a slug???

 

[LiamPope]

what's the touch voltage to kill a slug???

Probably relatively low with that wet skin. Poor bu**er didn't stand a chance

 

[securespark]

Don't cry. I'll buy you another one.

 

[sparkyspike]

He would have got away if he wasn't so sluggish.

 

[securespark]

Don't cry. I'll buy you another one.

 

[securespark]

Don't cry. I'll buy you another one.

Sorry. I'm getting over-emotional.

 

[conny]

No response for 2 hours?

Things are sluggish tonight.

 

[Taylortwocities]

You should be kind to slugs

They are really snails with a housing problem

 

[securespark]

Homeless bums, huh?

Next you'll be telling me they're living off the mollusc welfare state.

 

[conny]

Nope, they are living in my back garden.

I like to think of them as 'snail naturists'.

 

[tim west]

Is that a 13A Slug?