Senior Health Care Solution

[Johnmelad502]

So you're a senior citizen and the government says no health care for you, what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 1 bullet. Your are allowed to shoot 1 MP.

Of Course, this means you will be sent to prison.

There you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health care you need! New teeth, no problem. Need glasses, great. New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered.

And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care. Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.

IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?!

 

[cmother1]

Thanks for the offer, but no. I don't want a glazed expression and a rectum 3" in diameter into the bargain

 

[Nige F]

Thanks for the offer, but no. I don't want a glazed expression and a rectum 3" in diameter into the bargain

Your rectum should be that diameter.It`s your anus that shouldn`t

 

[Deluks]

Thanks for the offer, but no. I don't want a glazed expression and a rectum 3" in diameter into the bargain

When you get to be over 65 it just comes with the territory

 

[WDIK]

So you're a senior citizen and the government says no health care for you, what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 1 bullet. Your are allowed to shoot 1 MP.

Of Course, this means you will be sent to prison.

There you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health care you need! New teeth, no problem. Need glasses, great. New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered.

And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care. Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.

IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?!

this is a made up story, totally fabricated for the attention of the sUN readers

 

[sooey]

Are you implying that you can shoot an mp and not get sent to prison?

Or that when you are they don't have to provide food and healthcare.