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Something extra in my Chinese takeaway.

Discussion in 'Jokes Archive' started by Motman, 9 Apr 2019.

  1. Motman

    Motman

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    We ordered a Chinese takeaway from a local place and I'd just been to pick it up and as I was driving home, I heard the bags rustling and moving!!WTF??!!! I thought what the hell is that. Has something got in the bag, I thought I could see a little pair of eyes peering out at me. I was driving so I leaned forward, picked up the bag, put it on the passenger seat and there it was again, more rustling and a pair of eyes looking out behind the prawn crackers, I thought its got to be a rat or a mouse or something, so I carefully pulled the bag down and there it was ..... A Peeking Duck!!!
     
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  2. nauseous

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    Should you had been doing that when driving//?
     

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