The most amazing Christmas gift.

[Highway Man]

Well I am well known for giving out the best Christmas gifts and my family eagerly await my gift, to them it is the main event. I have hit a wall thinking of what I can get Lena this year as every year I get more extravagant, this year will be spectacular I have come up with the most amazing gift, this is a gift that nobody has ever given in the history of Christmas.

 

[pete01]

Ear plugs

 

[Ivor Windybottom]

A divorce?

 

[aveatry]

A 5 year cruise ---- just for you.

 

[Trazor]

Well I am well known for giving out the best Christmas gifts and my family eagerly await my gift, to them it is the main event. I have hit a wall thinking of what I can get Lena this year as every year I get more extravagant, this year will be spectacular I have come up with the most amazing gift, this is a gift that nobody has ever given in the history of Christmas.

A great gift to us, would be cancelling your account.

 

[pete01]

A great gift to us, would be cancelling your account.

Why

 

[Sussex old boy]

Your copy of Extreme Modesty