The most amazing Christmas gift.

[Highway Man]

In many ways, for your nearest and dearest, it must be like Christmas every day having you in their life.

I hope this isn't going too far, however I don't think it's a stretch to say you're like a modern day Jesus, and us on here are your disciples.

Absolutely spot on

 

[Highway Man]

Reported..definitely

Reported

 

[Highway Man]

In many ways, for your nearest and dearest, it must be like Christmas every day having you in their life.

I hope this isn't going too far, however I don't think it's a stretch to say you're like a modern day Jesus, and us on here are your disciples.

Its funny because you are obviously not the first to recognise and say this, Today I was working up a telegraph pole and someone said that guy reminds me of jesus and all of us pedestrians are his followers, so its quite a common thing that I hear each day.

 

[Ivor Windybottom]

Were you nailed to it?

 

[Highway Man]

Were you nailed to it?

I looked like I was

 

[Brigadier]

For the (old) romantics out there, the classic gift for 'er indoors.

A bag, and a belt.