The Mrs came in p****d out of her head last night an found me in the kitchen.
She immediately dropped to her knees & slurred
"I wanna get really dirty, right here & now !"
I looked at her shook my head and said
"You're drunk, you silly cow... You're in no fit state to clean the oven now so get to bed !
She immediately dropped to her knees & slurred
"I wanna get really dirty, right here & now !"
I looked at her shook my head and said
"You're drunk, you silly cow... You're in no fit state to clean the oven now so get to bed !
