THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING

[BOB D.O.L.E]

A little bird tells me that russia is going to invade Britain, i hope you bury your treasure in a safe place, better still why not deposit all your valubles in my safe deposit box i am a very keen gem collector and you have my word no harm will come to your gems and cash and the commies wont find it there, so send me your details and i will arrange to deposit your swag in my safe deposit box.

 

[oompah]

Why would they want to come here our gas is running out,so is the oil,we are fast becoming a lawless state,all our sportsmen are injured,the list is endless.

 

[empip]

Invasion be buqqered ! They are sizing up our utility money pits.
I wouldn't scramble an egg on their approach !

 

[bernardgreen]

We will have to use the final defensive line


If you invade you get to cope with Bob DOLE.

 

[poshman]

They invaded my holiday hotel in Turkey in July

 

[tim west]

I like russians, they don't park in disabled spaces.

 

[wanabechippie]

You can never get hold of one tho.






They're always rushin.....






Apologies.

 

[Thermo]

hes not joking!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/6981541.stm

 

[tim west]

better watch out for that asteroid then.