The things they say....

[solo]

Daughter (7) was talking about a friend at school who was "toast intolerant". She meant Lactose Intolerant

I was explaining oxymorons to her earlier today. When her mother came in from work daughter told her she'd learned about "moron boomerangs". Eh?

Oh senility, where are you when I need you?

 

[Shutpa]

My 12 year old son, who has just started secondary education came home the other day and told Mrs B and I that the class had been studying River Blindness. He said that it is passed on by a small orgasm - the blackfly. Presumably it's a sort of come and get it( the disease that is).

PS He was in tears laughing when I pointed out his mistake!

 

[Deluks]

My 12 year old son, who has just started secondary education came home the other day and told Mrs B and I that the class had been studying River Blindness. He said that it is passed on by a small orgasm - the blackfly. Presumably it's a sort of come and get it( the disease that is).

PS He was in tears laughing when I pointed out his mistake!

Did you explain to the lad what an orgasm was.

 

[Shutpa]

My 12 year old son, who has just started secondary education came home the other day and told Mrs B and I that the class had been studying River Blindness. He said that it is passed on by a small orgasm - the blackfly. Presumably it's a sort of come and get it( the disease that is).

PS He was in tears laughing when I pointed out his mistake!

Did you explain to the lad what an orgasm was.

He's 12 and the school has a very good sex ed. programme. Didn't have to explain.

 

[megawatt]

Did you explain to the lad what an orgasm was.

Bolo said "Ask your mother" but, as she didn't know either, he ended up asking the Sex Ed Teacher ... Who, nowadays, probably gave him a practical demo

 

[Shutpa]

Did you explain to the lad what an orgasm was.

Bolo said "Ask your mother" but, as she didn't know either, he ended up asking the Sex Ed Teacher ... Who, nowadays, probably gave him a practical demo

Come, come, Megawatt. Now that's below the belt!

 

[bernardgreen]

Come, come, Megawatt. Now that's below the belt!

Not necessarily, one or more of those involved may be doing a head stand at the moment of interest.

 

[megawatt]

 

[Shutpa]

Come, come, Megawatt. Now that's below the belt!

Not necessarily, one or more of those involved may be doing a head stand at the moment of interest.

PS Is a head stand the same as a hand stand?

 

[Soggy_weetabix]

My 12 year old son, who has just started secondary education came home the other day and told Mrs B and I that the class had been studying River Blindness. He said that it is passed on by a small orgasm - the blackfly. Presumably it's a sort of come and get it( the disease that is).

PS He was in tears laughing when I pointed out his mistake!

Did you explain to the lad what an orgasm was.

He's 12 and the school has a very good sex ed. programme. Didn't have to explain.

Hell Bolo, you must be so much fun to live with.

David

 

[Shutpa]

Hell Bolo, you must be so much fun to live with.

Yep. Having had two heart attacks, a growth in my bladder, plantar faciitis, Horners syndrome and dupuytrens all in two years we dont have time to be miserable.

Even hospital can be fun. The last time I was there I had to ask the nurse three times for a goodnight kiss. Her reply? "I shouldn't even be in bed with you"!

 

[tim west]

And who said the NHS was lacking in service!

 

[Shutpa]

And who said the NHS was lacking in service!

And who said anything about NHS?

 

[tim west]

so you only get that service going private then?

 

[bernardgreen]

so you only get that service going private then?

Well you couldn't do it in public.....