I wonder if I might be alowed to change the subject slightly,
I have recently acquired an online stalker, here is an exaple of his efforts.
Reason:
Hi! This is Frank writing. I am a BIG TIME chess collector. Having
abandoned my ill-begotten ambition to regrow hair on my barren glabrous
head, I am now ready to dedicate myself completely to chess collecting.
Can't wait to join the group!!!!!!!!!
this was his effort at joining a chess collectors group as me.
Now, I'm secretly quite pleased to have a stalker, but he's actually quite an unpleasant character. One of the things he did, was to persuade a young girl he knows to pose with some chess books, he then later did something very nasty on those books and posted the pictures next to hers.
He lives in America, and just going round a battering him isn't an option I'm afraid. (more's the pity)
Any ideas?
This is not one of my light hearted 'religious' posings BTW.
Alan D.