breezer said:
Its a thing commonly seen by DIY, a Red Cross Ambulance ( when the NHS has run out of funds/staff/vehicles )
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Its a thing commonly seen by DIY, a Red Cross Ambulance ( when the NHS has run out of funds/staff/vehicles )
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Diyisfun said:This post is getting funnier by the minute, its beter than post that were trying to be funny. KEEP IT UP (oh dear what have I said)
A hint to go Via grantham on the train..........
bernardgreen said:
Leslie Grantham?
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Crafty said:
Well spotted
Bunch of electricians cracking their worst jokes. Hmmm.
These are not the worse.
Chap working on the buses selling tickets, excellent worker, earned a lot of money but had to sleep on a bus in the bus garage. Because as a super conductor he was ohmless....
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body.
One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints."
Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections."
The last said, "Actually, it was a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"
One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints."
Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections."
The last said, "Actually, it was a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"
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ch427 said:
Thats not funny
Sparky tells his wife he'll be back from pub at 11.He gets back at 12.She says to him 'wire you insulate'
Thick sparky connected green to brown, brown to blue and blue to bits
Sorry
Thick sparky connected green to brown, brown to blue and blue to bits
Sorry
sorry how about this,an apple walks into a bar and asks for a pint of lager,the barman replies "im sorry i cant serve you because your out of your tree"
Sitting in bar, Lighting Engineer says, "In the bible, God said, let there be light, and there was light, so obviously a Lighting Engineer is like God."
"No no no," says Designer, "First of all, it said God created Order out of Chaos, so He must be a designer."
"No no no," says Project Manager. "Who do you think created the Chaos?"
"No no no," says Designer, "First of all, it said God created Order out of Chaos, so He must be a designer."
"No no no," says Project Manager. "Who do you think created the Chaos?"
Too many cool ohms and you get hot ohms
bernardgreen said:
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