Up the office

[empip]

A woman walks into the benefits office, trailed by 15 kids...

'WOW,' the social worker exclaims, 'Are they ALL yours?

'Yeah they are all mine,' the flustered mother sighs, having heard
that question a thousand times before. She says, 'Sit down Terry.' All
the children rush to find seats.

'Well,' says the social worker, 'then you must be here to sign up.
I'll need all your children's names.'

'This one's my oldest - he is Terry.'

'OK, and who's next?'

'Well, this one he is Terry, also.'

The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one, through
the oldest four, all boys, all named Terry. Then she is introduced to
the eldest girl, named Terri. 'All right,' says the caseworker. 'I'm
seeing a pattern here. Are they ALL named Terri?'

Their Mother replied, 'Well, yes-it makes it easier. When it is time
to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Terry!' An'
when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Terry!' an' they all come
running.' An' if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street,
I just yell 'Terry' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I
ever had, naming them all Terry.'

The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her
forehead and says tentatively, 'But what if you just want ONE kid to
come, and not the whole bunch?'

'I call them by surname!'

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[Mickymoody]

They went into the benefits office, but were seen by a Social Worker?

Need I say more?

Do you really feel the need to slag people off? Over something you have no understanding of whatsoever? It isn't a joke, but a social misunderstanding of society.

 

[gregers]

ffs micky,twas a joke.

 

[LooPrEvil]

Its an old one, but its still funny.