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[Donkmeister]

But doesn't he call the girl by her name.
Hence he knows here, erego he's allowed to not only kiss her but a$$-bang her as he sees fit....no?

No, you're quite right - I forgot the "knowing their first name provides rear-ender-rights" paradigm.

 

[kjacko]

You know it to be true!