vaccination time...

[TheGayOwl]

The time of year has arrived for the truly brilliant minds of sparkatrons to get their annual jab. Lovely jubbly; no more havin
g to bother with over zealous isolation procedures and such like. Piffle, drunk, bed!

 

[ban-all-sheds]

It is an Ancient GayOwl,
He worketh one of three.
The other days he stayeth in bed,
Too drunk to stand or see,

 

[securespark]

I have never listened to a homosexual Geordie bird of prey before.

Is that why I understandeth not a word s/he speaketh?