Viagra

[empip]

A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast; bacon, eggs, perhaps a slice of toast? Grapefruit with coffee to follow?

He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says, "it's really taken the edge off my appetite."

At lunch time, she asks if he would like something. A bowl of home made soup, maybe, with a cheese sandwich? Perhaps a plate of snacks and a glass of milk?

He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says, "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

Come tea time, she asks if he wants anything to eat. She'll go to the cafe and buy him a burger. Maybe a steak and cheese pie? Pizza? Or a tasty stir fry that would only take a couple of minutes?

He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says, "it's really taken the edge off my appetite."




"Well," she says, "would you mind getting off me? I'm f***ing starving!"

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[Spark123]

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[tim west]

What a dilemma got the tools to do the job just havnt got the puff to carry out the work

 

[namsag]

My dad is in his nineties and my my mum went to the doctors this week to get him some Viagra. The doctor was a bit surprised but offered her a choice 3 strengths 30mg 60mg or a 100mg .She replied she wasn`t sure she just wanted it strong enough to stop him pis#ing on his slippers

 

[JohnD]

When I was in hospital the nurse on the drugs trolley used to give me 1 x Mogadon and 1 x Viagra every night. When I asked why, she said "The Mogadon helps you sleep and the Viagra stops you rolling out of bed"

 

[namsag]

Had a similar thing in hospital myself after a knee op i was prescribed pain killers and viagra i said what is the point of the viagra and the doctor answered it will help keep the blankets off your knee

 

[rommy]

I to a Viagra tablet once,it got stuck in my throat ,all day long I had a stiff neck

 

[Trazor]

Use some viagra eye drops.............Makes you look hard........