Virus clearly wrong info.

[festive]

If anyone knocks on the door and asks to put their finger up your bum to test for corona virus .......it's a scam!

Feel so stupid now.

Andy

Least you didnt feel cocky.. budum tish..

 

[EFLImpudence]

This is a daft one:

"Travel to and from work only when absolutely necessary"

How else can you get there?

 

[Munroast]

Lunatics have taken over the asylum

Some are walking around our tescos with jumpers pulled up over there mouth and nose

There is some yoghurt pill doing the rounds apparently

U poke it up yer arris 200 dollars a pop

my wife was doing this
she was happy though and nothing better than having a happy wife, so I said nothing

 

[Ryler]

Who knows?

Maybe this guy...

Nearly all south koreans are wearing masks. The professor says they are "definately effective".

 

[HERTS P&D]

I just got a world map and gave my wife a dart, I told her to throw the dart and wherever it lands is where we would go on holiday after the corona virus is over................Turns out we're spending two weeks behind the fridge.

Andy

 

[Notch7]

Nearly all south koreans are wearing masks. The professor says they are "definately effective"

perhaps this is the reality:
"Nearly all south koreans are wearing masks. The CEO of a mask manufacturer, says they are "definately effective"

 

[Ryler]

perhaps this is the reality:

No thats just your usual hogwash.
Where have you been this last few hours? Searching the net for rich tories making more dosh from mask manufacturing?

 

[transam]

A cat in Belgium has been given chinese flu by its owner