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What time do chinese men go to the dentist?






two-thirty! (tooth-hurty when you say it in a chinese accent)
 
That really is like a joke lifted from a '70's kids jokebook...or Viz.

What do you call a Cat on a Bus? A Pussenger...
 
That is an old joke, but the Chinese element does not need to be there for it to work.

Q: What time's your dentist appointment?

A: Tooth hurty.

Works.

This ones an oldie (out of date, like the subject) but a goodie:

Q: What time does Saddam Hussein have his dinner?

A: When Tariq Aziz
 
Might it be claimed that moving this post to the 'jokes archive' in some way breaks the trade's description act? :wink:
 
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