*Family friendly* Another Joke From William

[securespark]

Q. What time did the chinese man go to the dentist?

A. 2.30.

 

[Spark123]

Tooth - hurty

 

[securespark]

William is once again out of bed & being a naughty little tyke, hence the post.

He liked the jokes in his previous thread, especially the one about the polar bear in the pub.

I shall let Will write another joke for your delectation:

A woman went in to a D.I.Y shop she said to the man behind the counter can I have a mouse trap please? but can you be quick I've got a bus to catch. the man said sorry madam but we don't sell mousetraps that big!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[RF Lighting]

A man went into a petshop, and asked the owner if he could buy a pet wasp.

The man from the petshop said "sorry sir, we don't sell wasps"

the customer said "well there's one in the window!"

 

[bernardgreen]

Why do Italian plumbers use solder joints in winter and compression joints in summer...... ?


In winter they cannot get fresh olives.....

 

[securespark]

Come on, guys.

How am I supposed to read these jokes with William?

He's 7, remember?

 

[JohnD]

could I suggest, for future, a heading like:
"*Family Friendly* Another joke from William"

to give fair warning

and then any posts which are not "family friendly" can be removed without quibble?

p.s.

what did the Hartlepool girl call her pet zebra?

Spot!

 

[kevplumb]

could I suggest, for future, a heading like:
"*Family Friendly* Another joke from William"

to give fair warning

and then any posts which are not "family friendly" can be removed without quibble?

p.s.

what did the Hartlepool girl call her pet zebra?

Spot!

luv

i live here

 

[bernardgreen]

Come on, guys.

How am I supposed to read these jokes with William?

He's 7, remember?

Fair enough.. Mea Culpa.... ( I was guilty )

 

[kevplumb]

ok ss

what is yellow and swings through the trees ???

 

[securespark]

I'll get Will himself on here a little later & he can have a go at that one!!

 

[kevplumb]

sound's good to me marra

 

[bernardgreen]

If Peter. James, Luke and John always have their tea at twenty to five when do Jane Susan and Alice always have their tea. ?

 

[securespark]

A flying banana?

Who's the leader of the Tissues?

The Hankerchief!!

 

[kevplumb]

A flying banana?

Who's the leader of the Tissues?

The Hankerchief!!

wrong

tarziepan