went to the theatre (joke)

[HOGGY952]

The wife and I went to the theatre the other day, when I got to my seat 34 and 34a there was a man lying on them.
"Mate," I said, "these two seats are mine I think you have got the wrong seats."
All the man did was moan and groan
So againI said" Mate you will have to move these are our two seats."
Again he just groaned out loud..
My Mrs said, "maybe he don't understand you ask him where he is from ?"
So again I asked the man, " where are you from mate ?",
He groaned out loud an pointed up, "THE BALCONY".

 

[kirkgas]

The wife and I went to the theatre the other day, when I got to my seat 34 and 34a there was a man lying on them.
"Mate," I said, "these two seats are mine I think you have got the wrong seats."
All the man did was moan and groan
So againI said" Mate you will have to move these are our two seats."
Again he just groaned out loud..
My Mrs said, "maybe he don't understand you ask him where he is from ?"
So again I asked the man, " where are you from mate ?",
He groaned out loud an pointed up, "THE BALCONY".

i dont know who is worse, you for posting such an old joke or me for not being able to stop myself laughing at it while moaning about it being guff

 

[Mickymoody]

Screams of being a Tommy Cooper joke. Good, but in bad taste..

 

[Karinska]