What Jobs would you LOVE to do?

[Blasphemous]

don't divert the subject

Oh sorry! Errm, where were we? Oh yes! Me being Clothes Buyer for Heather Graham.... I've still not quite got some of the sizes right.... Mind you, some would say I have them spot on!

 

[kirkgas]

i'm not a gynacologeist but i'll have a look

 

[wotan]

executioner!
I would not lose any sleep whatsoever despatching some of the low life that resides in our prisons.

Wotan

 

[Bahco]

I'd like to own my very own DIY site.

 

[tim west]

can i be a mod ooh ooh!

 

[slick50]

I'd like to own my very own DIY site.

You're not into S&M are you ?

 

[tim west]

I'm into M&S they've got a sale on!

 

[Bahco]

can i be a mod ooh ooh!

Bear you in mind. I could only afford to pay 25K in the first year though.

 

[AndrewSchofield]

don't divert the subject

Oh sorry! Errm, where were we? Oh yes! Me being Clothes Buyer for Heather Graham.... I've still not quite got some of the sizes right.... Mind you, some would say I have them spot on!

Yeah Blashpemous - i'd say its as close to perfect as you're likely to get!!

 

[Bahco]

Who is this Heather Graham and what does she do apart from being a Dianna Vickers lookalike.

 

[mattylad]

Us Mods have to pay more than that for the privilege.

Oh look, a moderator joke

I just want a job, not bothered what - just one that pays for the house.

Although I quite fancy being an NVQ assessor, or perhaps working for the EA.
Fishing Bailiff sounds fun, I could fish all day apart from the occasional walk

 

[tim west]

can i be a mod ooh ooh!

Bear you in mind. I could only afford to pay 25K in the first year though.

 

[Blasphemous]

Who is this Heather Graham and what does she do apart from being a Dianna Vickers lookalike.

WHAT!

Take it back! The very fact that you have mentioned Heather and Cilla/Kermit in the same sentence is punishable by death!

 

[breezer]

well i have never heard of her either, although she is probably a nice lady, she is nothing to write home about either

 

[Blasphemous]

Us Mods have to pay more than that for the privilege.

Oh look, a moderator joke

I just want a job, not bothered what - just one that pays for the house.

Although I quite fancy being an NVQ assessor, or perhaps working for the EA.
Fishing Bailiff sounds fun, I could fish all day apart from the occasional walk

Matty, if you're serious about being an NVQ assessor and have a profession and/or skills that are recognised, you can study for the assessor awards quite easily. If you're interested PM me and I'll try to advise.