What's happened to the small boats?

[Elsa TLC]

It was going to happen, as we keep being told that those coming here are all genius doctors, scientists and engineers. They must have designed new bigger boats using their great technical skills.

They'll be arriving on hover-pods soon, as they're all so clever.

If only Hitler was so clever.

 

[Mottie]

So why is it that the crossings have fallen so dramatically?

They’re on the up again. Must bring a warm feeling to your heart.

Hey, @ellal, do you know what the zero in the last column means?

 

[SPLINE]

It was going to happen, as we keep being told that those coming here are all genius doctors, scientists and engineers. They must have designed new bigger boats using their great technical skills.

They'll be arriving on hover-pods soon, as they're all so clever.

We must do all we can for them. Selflessly putting themselves in mortal danger to come and help Britain in this time of need.

 

[Justin Passing]

we keep being told that those coming here are all genius doctors, scientists and engineers.

Very few of this lot. There are a few. People used to say "Ok use an Ozzie style points scheme" - I think they must have given up.

I'm not anti all immigration, but this fiasco has to be stopped. What would Trump do, I wonder.