Why are some plumbers such a let down ?

[Terry lambert]

I was sitting watching the telly when the mrs kept coming out of the kitten and having a go, I thought what have I done wrong? Then it struck me ( not the rolling pin).

I'd made the chain too long

Why do women have little feet?

So that they can get closer to the sink

Why havnt women been to the moon ?

It doesn't need cleaning yet

 

[Biggles..]

Whats £84 divided by 20mins Tony or do you add standing time to the final bill.

Think you'll find he said he sits!

In all honesty if I looked out my window and saw agile sat on my wall with his ruck sack on, I wouldn't answer my door either.

 

[Agile]

What's a kitchen?

Obviously its where the radiator is to be fitted for the disorientated male!

 

[PEDANTICVINDICTIVEMAN]

 

[marb]

I am starting to think it's a waste of time coming here

If we don't have a rad in the kitchen the fridge freezer gets confused and starts defrosting because it's too cold in winter.

 

[PEDANTICVINDICTIVEMAN]

it's not like Army conscription, it's not compulsory, you have a choice, you decide.

 

[FiremanT]

[quote="marb";p="2545122"]I am starting to think it's a waste of time coming here

and yet........

 

[HERTS P&D]

Looks like you need a new freeze and not a radiator

Andy

 

[Terry lambert]

To be fair, you have come on here to have a moan, which is fine, but there is only so much we can do with that

If you want something more constructive, post something like, how to drain my system and fit a rad, and I'm sure everyone will respond to a more positive opening post.

Apart from me, because I'm a miserable git

 

[Nige F]

Looks like you need a new freeze and not a radiator

Andy

A good point Marb , have a look in the appliances forum and ask about ambient temp. and freezers - that must be a bloody cold kitchen

 

[PEDANTICVINDICTIVEMAN]

To be fair, you have come on here to have a moan, which is fine, but there is only so much we can do with that

If you want something more constructive, post something like, how to drain my system and fit a rad, and I'm sure everyone will respond to a more positive opening post.

Apart from me, because I'm a miserable git

And me, giving out free advice does me out of earning a living, I tell a lawyer or solicitor on here how to do a job for free, when I use one of them they want £25.00 to answer the phone.

 

[Agile]

I met someone who said their freezer did something like that.

Seems they have enquired and told it was "the way they worked" which is not much help.

They are far more energy efficient if in a cold place. You would pay for heating and more for cooling the freezer too!

 

[marb]

But if you lose your food in the process it is more costly.

 

[Agile]

What have the makers told you about this freezer action?

It sounds totally unacceptable to me!

 

[HERTS P&D]

We've all turned into appliance engineers now. Tony have you told the op of your £84 per hour?

Andy