Zia Yusuf (Reform Chairman) resigns

[Highway Man]

My wife has natural beauty, but then she is Russian and so that is a trait of their genes.

 

[Lirefighter]

Because of her ugly character, I have never even considered whether she might be at all fanciable. So, I've had a proper look for the first time. She is extremely plain. And she always looks like a miserable, hard faced woman.

What if she wore a hijab?
You would then.

 

[MNW67]

What if she wore a hijab?
You would then.

Very good.

But no. It would have to be a paper bag. And a gag.

 

[noseall]

Yes I agree, my wife is much prettier but I can appreciate the beauty in other females.

Is this a joke or serious?

 

[Highway Man]

Is this a joke or serious?

Serious, I don't mean I look at other women oggling at them, I just mean I can appreciate other womens beauty without being offensive towards my own wife.

 

[noseall]

Serious

It's difficult for fellow posters to know, especially when you claim it's a joke after you are caught out.

Just checking.

 

[Highway Man]

It's difficult for fellow posters to know, especially when you claim it's a joke after you are caught out.

Just checking.

caught out?? OMG get real. I said as a joke people will be talking about the KGB hiring rent boys. Where do you see that as caught out or even take it serious?

 

[noseall]

Where do you see that as caught out or even take it serious?

Where was the punchline or the humour?

You are the one retrospectively claiming your humourless (caught out) bullshít is a joke. Is any of the stuff you post genuine?

 

[Highway Man]

Where was the punchline or the humour?

You are the one retrospectively claiming your humourless (caught out) bullshít is a joke. Is any of the stuff you post genuine?

Caught out at what? You won't answer

 

[noseall]

Caught out at what? You won't answer

You are not the first nor will you be the last, to claim made up nonsense 'was just a joke'.

Standard trolling.

 

[Highway Man]

You are not the first nor will you be the last, to claim made up nonsense 'was just a joke'.

Standard trolling.

Ok you know best,

 

[ellal]

Back to the ex chairman...

Maybe he didn't want to be associated with 'billy no mates' and his xenophobic/racist policies anymore...

Reform UK struggles to find friends to share council power

"Reform UK's success in the recent local elections has propelled many councillors with limited or no political experience into council chambers across England.

While Reform UK's rise was the big story of those elections, almost half of the councils up for grabs were not won outright by any single party.

That means many of those newbie councillors are now navigating so-called hung councils, where parties with little in common often work together to get the business of local government done.

But so far, it hasn't panned out that way for Reform UK, which isn't involved in any formal coalitions, pacts or deals in areas where there were local elections this year"

 

[ellal]

Oh look, he's back in again

"Reform UK chairman Zia Yusuf has reversed his decision to quit"

"Instead, he said he will return in a new role, heading up an Elon Musk-inspired "UK DOGE team".

Next you know it the orange rapist and garbage might swap partners

 

[Brigadier]

"You put your left leg in, your left leg out....."

FML

 

[Lirefighter]

Very good.

But no. It would have to be a paper bag. And a gag.

Fair do's.
I always thought you would be more for Angela Raynor anyway.