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[skenk]

Damnit! there goes my chance to be immortalised in DIYnot history!!!

 

[Taylortwocities]

Too slow...... You must lay off the Chassagne Montrachet

 

[ban-all-sheds]

Damnit! there goes my chance to be immortalised in DIYnot history!!!

Serves you right for ordering pizzas in France.

 

[skenk]

My budget doesn't extend to much else. They're good pizzas, the guy rolls out the dough in front of you and everything! Would you consider a croque monsieur more appropriate!?

 

[ban-all-sheds]

Pissaladière, tartiflette, gallettes...

 

[Taylortwocities]

Would you consider a croque monsieur more appropriate!?

Hmm, croque monsieur, I thought that you didn't speak the lingo??

Or were you referring to Steve Irwin?

 

[skenk]

pardon, je pa parl francais, parly vous anglais?

That is the most complicated phrase I know, and that is how good my spelling is.

I know a few words eg. demi, grande bier, carafe, catre jager bomb s'il vous plait!

(For the benefit of those who dont know any french, the first bit says, 'sorry I don't speak French, do you speak English?' - said with apologetic facial expression and hand gestures this is enough to get you by 80%-90% of the time - the other 10-20% they say 'non' sharply and turn away! The list of words is, half (pint), large beer (pint), container of wine (usually a litre), and '4 jagermeister bombs please'!)

I know what a croque monsueir is because, along with cheese and ham baguttes it's survival food when you're on a budget and don't know any French!