Tax Return

We can't/ daren't discuss such matters on an open forum (hmrc could possibly be watching) :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
 
You don't try to 'get your tax bill down'. You pay what you owe :roll:. Your accountant will see to that. If you dont have an accountant, get a reputable one. You can sleep at night when you do.

Thats sounds incredibly sad, but never ever try to screw the tax man.
 
There are 3 types of accountant though.
No1 Straight as a die. Will make sure you pay exactly what you owe.

No2 Slightly bent accountant. Will "save you a bit of tax by telling you to lose some receipts, claim something you'd be doubtful to be entitled to.

No3 Totally bent accountant. Will make sure you get a tax rebate after earning in excess of £100,000 per month and paying no tax. :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
 
You don't try to 'get your tax bill down'. You pay what you owe :roll:. Your accountant will see to that. If you dont have an accountant, get a reputable one. You can sleep at night when you do.

Thats sounds incredibly sad, but never ever try to screw the tax man.
Err..........'paying what you owe and getting your tax bill down' are the same thing aren't they :(
 
I agree. You pay the bill, the amount goes down - generally to £0.00 - apart from half of the tax bill due on next years returns. :wink:
 
There are 3 types of accountant though.
No1 Straight as a die. Will make sure you pay exactly what you owe.

No2 Slightly bent accountant. Will "save you a bit of tax by telling you to lose some receipts, claim something you'd be doubtful to be entitled to.

No3 Totally bent accountant. Will make sure you get a tax rebate after earning in excess of £100,000 per month and paying no tax. :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

I was always told if you are getting a new accountant ask them what 2 + 2 equals...

The best accountant will answer "What would you like it to equal"
 
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