Walker's Mystery Flavours

[Space cat]

hahaha....we dont live together...

Ah, now I understand. You do all your own housework and you think he's doing his. Fair enough, but I expect your aim will be to live together eventually - in which case it's never too early to start teaching us men a few simple facts of life.

No, I don't mean basic female anatomy (though I've met some examples of gross ignorance over the years ). I mean important life skills such as ---

Being able to boil an egg without burning it.

Or knowing which end of a toilet brush to pick up.

Or discovering the real function of the vacuum cleaner.

But I must warn you that there's one thing that, despite your best efforts, the love of your life might never understand.

No, not the location of Grafenberg's spot --

Or the recipe for 'paté' d'araignée --

It's something far more mysterious --

It's --








IRONING!!!

 

[Diane2]

hmmm....well...he does know where the G spot is...lucky me, tho he doesnt own an ironing board.....or a toilet brush....dirty boy!!!....

i do his washing up at his house when im there, and his ironing too if its at my house...coz ive done his washing....
but at my house i cook, and i wash up...

i figure....if u live with someone.............who ever is home first should make the nest cosy for the other...seems fair to me

time for the footy hightlights me thinks!..

ps...this pate thing.....feel free to pm me.....as im feeling a little naive or thick right now!!

 

[Gasman28]

or a toilet brush....dirty boy!!!....

I bought my wife one, but she still prefers paper

 

[Alarm]

hmmm....well...he does know where the G spot is...lucky me,

I found my wifes G Spot, her sister had it....................

 

[Space cat]

do his washing up at his house when im there, and his ironing too if its at my house...coz ive done his washing....
but at my house i cook, and i wash up...

I've changed my mind; you really are unique!

 

[EddieM]

i can put curtain poles up!!! even if they are a little on the ****!!!

 

[Diane2]

i can put curtain poles up!!! even if they are a little on the p**s!!!

hardly noticeable.................ps...ive left your makita drill in the garden....hope thats ok....

 

[EddieM]

i can put curtain poles up!!! even if they are a little on the p**s!!!

hardly noticeable.................ps...ive left your makita drill in the garden....hope thats ok....

ur so dead if you have, so very dead!

 

[Diane2]

i can put curtain poles up!!! even if they are a little on the p**s!!!

hardly noticeable.................ps...ive left your makita drill in the garden....hope thats ok....

ur so dead if you have, so very dead!

hahahahahahahahahahahahha diane2....RIP.....

 

[EddieM]

Right they are :-

Roast Lamb and mint sauce
Cream cheese and chives
CHicken tikka marsalla.

 

[Beval]

Not a real big fan of this new idea. Think it is a bit silly to be honest lol

 

[joinerjohn]

I thought one of the flavours tasted a bit like my ex wife's p***y. What's really surprising is that most of the chaps down the local thought it did too.

 

[Space cat]

I thought one of the flavours tasted a bit like my ex wife's p***y.

Drat and double drat! Walkers beat me to it --

-- but I bet theirs doesn't have an aftertaste of radishes.

 

[Ihavenojob]

My wife said they were too salty & spat them out.

 

[sooey]

but I bet theirs doesn't have an aftertaste of radishes.

Maybe they will, if the next door neighbour's been dipping his wick in them.