IKEA humps

[calorific]

Did you know that 1 in 10 of every baby born in the EU is conceived in an IKEA bed? Fascinating stuff eh?

 

[ajrtd]

Cheap **** ers

 

[Sombrero]

its them meatballs... i always thought they tasted a bit weird !

 

[joe-90]

They usually have descriptive but cryptic names so how about a bed named 'Stonka'?

 

[longdogs]

They usually have descriptive but cryptic names so how about a bed named 'Stonka'?

Poka

 

[calorific]

They usually have descriptive but cryptic names so how about a bed named 'Stonka'?

Poka

Fugga

 

[handyman77]

Secksi
Bona

 

[Sombrero]

aardonn?

 

[pred]

The baby maker.

In Germany the master bedroom is often referred to as the "arbeit zimmer" freely translated is the "work room" not that it's anything to do with the topic, i just thought i would throw it in...

 

[freddiemercurystwin]

i just thought i would throw it in...

And they say romance is dead!

 

[pred]

i just thought i would throw it in...

And they say romance is dead!

Well spotted that man

 

[calorific]

Aye. Nearly missed that little gem

 

[conny]

He's just bragging.

 

[Brigadier]

I'm not sure that being able to "throw it in" is anything to brag about! "shoehorn it in", perhaps

 

[Nige F]

I'm not sure that being able to "throw it in" is anything to brag about! "shoehorn it in", perhaps

after struggling to get the condom rolled onto the Girth