Sex

[ImayKnow]

One of the few things we will never know how many times we have had it in a lifetime ?

 

[Whitespirit66]

One of the few things we will never know how many times we have had it in a lifetime ?

Yes, and 'er indoors will kill me if she ever finds out.

 

[joe-90]

One of the few things we will never know how many times we have had it in a lifetime ?

In your case - zero.

 

[ImayKnow]

That's the spirit, whitespirit!

 

[noseall]

Sex is what posh people carry spuds in.

 

[ImayKnow]

One of the few things we will never know how many times we have had it in a lifetime ?

In your case - zero.

joe90, 91, 92, 93, 94, 95, 96, 97, 98, 99 change hands

 

[HERTS P&D]

One of the few things we will never know how many times we have had it in a lifetime ?

In your case - zero.

joe90, 91, 92, 93, 94, 95, 96, 97, 98, 99 change hands

imayknow are you counting while you do it on Joe?

Andy

 

[themiddleagedun]

Also, when you've just had it, one day it'll be the last time....

 

[ImayKnow]

One of the few things we will never know how many times we have had it in a lifetime ?

In your case - zero.

joe90, 91, 92, 93, 94, 95, 96, 97, 98, 99 change hands

imayknow are you counting while you do it on Joe?

Absolutely - you find your own joe !

 

[Whitespirit66]

One of the few things we will never know how many times we have had it in a lifetime ?

In your case - zero.

I'm sure you can count on one hand.

And if that hand's tired, you can always rely on the other one.

 

[Dextraneous]

One of the few things we will never know how many times we have had it in a lifetime ?

Yes, and 'er indoors will kill me if she ever finds out.

Did she ever wake up whilst you were "at it"?

 

[midge123]

or sit on your hand for 15 mins and think it's someone else

 

[jockscott]

or sit on your hand for 15 mins and think it's someone else

Better still, make the wife sit on her arse for 1/4 hr, then make out it's someone else.

 

[ImayKnow]

My count has gone up by one after last night !

 

[joe-90]

Steady on! You'll make double figures at this rate.