O/T. Wedding

[Stadan20]

hi guys I have my wedding this Saturday . I have no idea about my speech apart from complimenting the Mrs and thanking every one any pointers ? Are they expected to last long ?
Cheers

 

[srhawksy]

Good luck...

 

[Devonish]

This may or may not be relevant to your wedding speech but it got a good laugh with mine.

I like to try and do things properly, so as you would expect I went and asked her father for her hand in marriage. After much whisky and negotiation we were able to reach an agreement.

I managed to secure a deal where by I get all of her, not just her hand, (Pause for Laughter) on a 99 year lease. (Wait for laughter to die) And the best bit is, if I return her in the same condition as she is now, I'll even get my deposit back!

Good luck with the day and enjoy it.

 

[Terrywookfit]

Fookin RUN !!!

 

[oilboffin]

Yup can't fault that

 

[Stadan20]

Ah I'm just gunna wing it , 2pm to moz ...... I'm a gonner lol

 

[Agile]

I thought that it was going to be a wedding invite.

I have only been to one wedding of a forum member here.

 

[Agile]

You can buy books with suggestions on speeches.

Remember they always start:-

"Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking..............

 

[bernardgreen]

"" It gives me great pleaure, but that will have to wait until tonight.....""

 

[AGAS]

run run run na only joking good luck mate

EDIT ; just realised , how does marriage feel like , the same

 

[HERTS P&D]

If you think the wedding is expensive, wait till you get divorced!

Andy

 

[Stadan20]

All over and done with now ,,,, don't feel no different lol

 

[bernardgreen]

All over and done with now ,,,, don't feel no different lol

What are you doing ? surely you haven't taken DIYnot with you and the good lady on your honey moon... or have you ?

 

[Agile]

I have this friend,

he has a job. I also have a job.

He has a car, I also have a car.

He has a house, I also have a house.

He makes love to his wife, I also .......

 

[JimCrow]

All over and done with now ,,,, don't feel no different lol

What are you doing ? surely you haven't taken DIYnot with you and the good lady on your honey moon... or have you ?

it was like a billposters bucket this morning so he gave it a miss.