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O/T. Wedding

Discussion in 'Plumbing and Central Heating' started by Stadan20, 25 Aug 2016.

  1. Stadan20

    Stadan20

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    hi guys I have my wedding this Saturday . I have no idea about my speech apart from complimenting the Mrs and thanking every one :mrgreen: any pointers ? Are they expected to last long ?
    Cheers
     
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    Good luck...
     
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    This may or may not be relevant to your wedding speech but it got a good laugh with mine.

    I like to try and do things properly, so as you would expect I went and asked her father for her hand in marriage. After much whisky and negotiation we were able to reach an agreement.

    I managed to secure a deal where by I get all of her, not just her hand, (Pause for Laughter) on a 99 year lease. (Wait for laughter to die) And the best bit is, if I return her in the same condition as she is now, I'll even get my deposit back!


    Good luck with the day and enjoy it.
     
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  5. Terrywookfit

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    Fookin RUN !!!
     
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    Yup can't fault that
     
  7. Stadan20

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    Ah I'm just gunna wing it , 2pm to moz ...... I'm a gonner lol
     
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    I thought that it was going to be a wedding invite.

    I have only been to one wedding of a forum member here.
     
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    You can buy books with suggestions on speeches.

    Remember they always start:-

    "Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking..............
     
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    "" It gives me great pleaure, but that will have to wait until tonight.....""
     
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    run run run :ROFLMAO: na only joking good luck mate

    EDIT ; just realised , how does marriage feel like , the same :oops::cry::ROFLMAO:
     
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    If you think the wedding is expensive, wait till you get divorced!

    Andy
     
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  14. Stadan20

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    All over and done with now ,,,, don't feel no different lol
     
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    What are you doing ? surely you haven't taken DIYnot with you and the good lady on your honey moon... or have you ?
     
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    I have this friend,

    he has a job. I also have a job.

    He has a car, I also have a car.

    He has a house, I also have a house.

    He makes love to his wife, I also .......
     
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    it was like a billposters bucket this morning so he gave it a miss.
     
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