Drink of the day.

[durhamplumber]

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Better than all that "top notes of oak, ,"middle notes of nutmeg and mushrooms,bottom notes of raspberry and elderflower" wine bolox.T,rex on the jukebox,,,c,,mon 6 nations,,Proper Sat afternoon.

 

[EddieM]

look out it's the b-b-brown bottle, c-c-heers, ya feckers!

 

[ban-all-sheds]

Better than all that "top notes of oak, ,"middle notes of nutmeg and mushrooms,bottom notes of raspberry and elderflower" wine bolox.

• Amber brown colour, creamy white foam head leaving lacing and malty cardboardy aroma. Taste is malty, chocolate hints, with slight fruitiness. Medium bodied, soft carbonation, semi-dry finish. OK, abit bland.
• Orange amber with short white head. Thin, watery bitter with boiled caramel flavours. Boiled vegetable notes, musty CO2 hints. Not great.
• Amber beer with a strong head. The aroma is lightly roasted, and the flavour is mildly toffee and bitter. Overall a reasonable hopped and gently roasted beer.
• Amber body with a thin white head. Nose is caramel and black malt initially. As it warms up from very cold you get spice, hops and fruit. Lightly bitter. Arid dry finish. Oily mouthfeel, which is unpleasant. A bit heavy. Surprisingly decent, like a John Smith’s on steroids.

And many more

 

[SammyInnit]

Better than all that "top notes of oak, ,"middle notes of nutmeg and mushrooms,bottom notes of raspberry and elderflower" wine bolox.

What it must be like to have a palate not too dissimilar to a cows rectum.

 

[EddieM]

• Amber brown colour, creamy white foam head leaving lacing and malty cardboardy aroma. Taste is malty, chocolate hints, with slight fruitiness. Medium bodied, soft carbonation, semi-dry finish. OK, abit bland.
• Orange amber with short white head. Thin, watery bitter with boiled caramel flavours. Boiled vegetable notes, musty CO2 hints. Not great.
• Amber beer with a strong head. The aroma is lightly roasted, and the flavour is mildly toffee and bitter. Overall a reasonable hopped and gently roasted beer.
• Amber body with a thin white head. Nose is caramel and black malt initially. As it warms up from very cold you get spice, hops and fruit. Lightly bitter. Arid dry finish. Oily mouthfeel, which is unpleasant. A bit heavy. Surprisingly decent, like a John Smith’s on steroids.

And many more

Be a brave man to say that load of guff to a pub full of exhibition drinkers and hope to get out alive...

 

[SammyInnit]

Be a brave man to say that load of guff to a pub full of exhibition drinkers and hope to get out alive...

He won't say anything that isn't done so through a keyboard.

 

[durhamplumber]

Nose is caramel and black malt initially. As it warms up from very cold you get spice, hops and fruit. Lightly bitter. Arid dry finish. Oily mouthfeel, which is unpleasant. A bit heavy. Surprisingly decent, like a John Smith’s on steroids.

Yes ,,best stick to your Bovril Shedzy.(joke)

 

[durhamplumber]

Be a brave man to say that load of guff to a pub full of exhibition drinkers and hope to get out alive...

Rof,,,very calming effect,,,unlike Newcastle Brown Ale,,,makes guinness look like p..fs Pi...ss

 

[ban-all-sheds]

(joke)

You're not very good at those, are you.

 

[durhamplumber]

You're not very good at those, are you.

Lol...vastly better than you are at grasping them!...are you on the spectrum?..Or just no sense of humour,AT ALL.

 

[ban-all-sheds]

I have a good sense of humour.

So good, in fact, that it can reliably distinguish between things which are funny, like jokes, and things which are not funny, like the rubbish you write which you then claim were jokes.