Official: Brexit is not happening

[JohnD]

Dum: we should move out and live in a bigger house in a nice area for less money. We pay a thousand pounds on council tax, let's spend that on new cars instead

Granny Dum: I'm not at all sure dear. This is a nice house even though it's not perfect. We can't blame anyone else for the plumbing leaks and the tobacco stains

Dum: It will be great! We won't have any neighbours we don't like, it will be bigger and more comfortable and cost less!

Granny Dum: well if you say so dear, but I'm not at all sure. It's pretty well 50:50

Three years later...

Granny Dum: Have we got that new house yet dear? When does the new car arrive?

Dum: I never said we'd have a new car. That was just an aspiration. We haven't got a new house, we're moving to a shed. It costs more and is a lot worse than this home. Our daughter will never speak to us again. There's no doctor or shop in the village but we can get an allotment.

Granny Dum: Oh dear, it was a bad decision then. Perhaps we should stay.

Dum: No, we leave in six days. We made a decision and we must stick to it.

 

[durhamplumber]

Dum: we should move out and live in a bigger house in a nice area for less money. We pay a thousand pounds on council tax, let's spend that on new cars instead

Granny Dum: I'm not at all sure dear. This is a nice house even though it's not perfect. We can't blame anyone else for the plumbing leaks and the tobacco stains

Dum: It will be great! We won't have any neighbours we don't like, it will be bigger and more comfortable and cost less!

Granny Dum: well if you say so dear, but I'm not at all sure. It's pretty well 50:50

Three years later...

Granny Dum: Have we got that new house yet dear? When does the new car arrive?

Dum: I never said we'd have a new car. That was just an aspiration. We haven't got a new house, we're moving to a shed. It costs more and is a lot worse than this home. Our daughter will never speak to us again. There's no doctor or shop in the village but we can get an allotment.

Granny Dum: Oh dear, it was a bad decision then. Perhaps we should stay.

Dum: No, we leave in six days. We made a decision and we must stick to it.

Never mind the 16year olds having a vote...Give the sheep a vote on Brexit .It affects them greatly!!!!

 

[durhamplumber]

Dum: we should move out and live in a bigger house in a nice area for less money. We pay a thousand pounds on council tax, let's spend that on new cars instead

Granny Dum: I'm not at all sure dear. This is a nice house even though it's not perfect. We can't blame anyone else for the plumbing leaks and the tobacco stains

Dum: It will be great! We won't have any neighbours we don't like, it will be bigger and more comfortable and cost less!

Granny Dum: well if you say so dear, but I'm not at all sure. It's pretty well 50:50

Three years later...

Granny Dum: Have we got that new house yet dear? When does the new car arrive?

Dum: I never said we'd have a new car. That was just an aspiration. We haven't got a new house, we're moving to a shed. It costs more and is a lot worse than this home. Our daughter will never speak to us again. There's no doctor or shop in the village but we can get an allotment.

Granny Dum: Oh dear, it was a bad decision then. Perhaps we should stay.

Dum: No, we leave in six days. We made a decision and we must stick to it.

As usuall...not as good as the brexit heroes..

 

[ellal]

Out by Oct31st 2019 with a deal....!!

Still feeling as confident?

 

[Notch7]

brexit heroes.

Brexit heroes
Dominic Grieve
John Bercow
James O Brien
Peter Foster
Philip Hammond
Ken Clarke

 

[durhamplumber]

Still feeling as confident?

As usual the remain idiots fek it up then blame Boris

 

[durhamplumber]

John Bercow

Impartial....
BIGGEST JOKE EVA

 

[ellal]

As usual the remain idiots fek it up then blame Boris

Remainers want to remain in the EU, or at least get a deal and prevent quitters wrecking the UK...

And quitters wanted parliament to 'take back control', which is what it has done...

What's so hard to understand about that?

But hey, it was Boris 'do or die'/'dead in a ditch' Johnson that 'fekked it up'...

Is he or is he not PM?

 

[JohnD]

I've heard that Buffoon wants to have a new election, because he doesn't like the results of the last one.

 

[ellal]

I've heard that Buffoon wants to have a new election, because he doesn't like the results of the last one.

But quitters keep telling us that we're not allowed to change our minds...

They do seem to be a bit of a hypocritical bunch/cult

 

[durhamplumber]

And quitters wanted parliament to 'take back control', which is what it has done...

Taken control....bolox...the remainers just wrecking anything brexit...which bit do you not grasp?

 

[securespark]

If anyone is to blame, then surely it is Cameron?

A very poorly set up referendum.

Then he jumps ship. What a twonk.

 

[Notch7]

Taken control....bolox...the remainers just wrecking anything brexit...which bit do you not grasp?

It isnt possible to wreck Brexit

Brexit is the wreck.

 

[EFLImpudence]

You're getting as bad a breadandbutter and his quotes from a book that he thinks proves what he believes because it says what he believes.

Brexit has become a religion for the gullible.

 

[durhamplumber]

Brexit has become a religion for the gullible.

If you say so.