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I presume this is the "ideal version" of your ideal woman you've yet to meet?A perfectly spherical ice cube is what you want if you feel the need to put ice in your whisky.
I feel the need. My most favourite woman, that I have never ever shagged, can tell the difference between any whisky put before her. She is famous for also knowing its exact temperature.
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