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Data to support what, big=all's pregnancy or the number of hospitalisations?
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If it is the July 2022 indicated before I get jabbed, I'll probably have pegged it before then anyway
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That reminds me of a couple of very old jokes.
A lady goes to the doctors 'cos she thinks she's pregnant.
Dr confirms she's pregnant.
She asks the doctor how she can ensure the child grows up being polite and well mannered.
Dr tells her, it's not a child, it's twins.
She repeats the question.
The doctor says children can be influenced while they're in the womb, so just be polite and kind during your pregnancy.
Sure enough, all through her pregnancy, she's giving up her seat, opening doors, loads of after you, no, after you, etc.
At the due time, no sign of the twins. The doctor suggest waiting a few days.
The few days turn into weeks, which turn into months. Eventually, after a few years the doctor agrees to a cesarean.
Inside the womb, they find two little fellas, one says, "after you", the other says, "no, I insist, after you".
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A lady goes to the doctors 'cos she thinks she's pregnant.
Dr confirms she's pregnant.
She asks the doctor how she can ensure the child grows up with an appreciation of music.
Can she influence the children during the prgnancy? Yes, certainly he tells her. Listen to music as much as you can, It'll be soothing for them, and you never know it might influence them in life.
She's listening to music at every opportunity.
At the due time, one of the little fellas arrives but there's no sign of the other one. The doctor suggest waiting a couple of days.
After a few days, the doctor suggests she eats a straw hat. A straw hat? Yes, he says, I've know it work before.
Still no second twin.
After a few weeks, still no twin. Doctor suggests she tries eating a guitar. A guitar? she asks incredulously.
Yes he says, I've known that work as well. So she laboriously chews her way through a guitar.
Weeks turn into months, months into years. Years later, still no twin, so the doctor says there's no alternative, we must perform a cesarean.
Sure enough, on the operating table, they open her up and find the other little fella, wearing a straw hat, strumming the guitar and singing, "you got my brother but you dain't get me, doo dah, doo dah!"
A lady goes to the doctors 'cos she thinks she's pregnant.
Dr confirms she's pregnant.
She asks the doctor how she can ensure the child grows up being polite and well mannered.
Dr tells her, it's not a child, it's twins.
She repeats the question.
The doctor says children can be influenced while they're in the womb, so just be polite and kind during your pregnancy.
Sure enough, all through her pregnancy, she's giving up her seat, opening doors, loads of after you, no, after you, etc.
At the due time, no sign of the twins. The doctor suggest waiting a few days.
The few days turn into weeks, which turn into months. Eventually, after a few years the doctor agrees to a cesarean.
Inside the womb, they find two little fellas, one says, "after you", the other says, "no, I insist, after you".
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A lady goes to the doctors 'cos she thinks she's pregnant.
Dr confirms she's pregnant.
She asks the doctor how she can ensure the child grows up with an appreciation of music.
Can she influence the children during the prgnancy? Yes, certainly he tells her. Listen to music as much as you can, It'll be soothing for them, and you never know it might influence them in life.
She's listening to music at every opportunity.
At the due time, one of the little fellas arrives but there's no sign of the other one. The doctor suggest waiting a couple of days.
After a few days, the doctor suggests she eats a straw hat. A straw hat? Yes, he says, I've know it work before.
Still no second twin.
After a few weeks, still no twin. Doctor suggests she tries eating a guitar. A guitar? she asks incredulously.
Yes he says, I've known that work as well. So she laboriously chews her way through a guitar.
Weeks turn into months, months into years. Years later, still no twin, so the doctor says there's no alternative, we must perform a cesarean.
Sure enough, on the operating table, they open her up and find the other little fella, wearing a straw hat, strumming the guitar and singing, "you got my brother but you dain't get me, doo dah, doo dah!"
I’m getting nearer and nearer to the front of that queue quicker than I ever imagined. It was projected for June when I first checked. April on Feb 1st, today, I’m due in March.
You can have my spot if you really want it.I’m getting nearer and nearer to the front of that queue quicker than I ever imagined. It was projected for June when I first checked. April on Feb 1st, today, I’m due in March.
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If you’ve been offered one and refused it, all the better for me.
Got to check isf i can recover that text I received some time ago from NHS, pardon me, the NCS...If you’ve been offered one and refused it, all the better for me.
When I saw covid vaccine in the preview i deleted it.
I need more people like you in front of me in the queue.
It takes them a year to get someone checked by a specialist for excruciating pain and half a second to be treated for covid.
What a load of boll@x!
What a load of boll@x!
What treatment for Covid are you referring to?
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I've given up my place in the queue.
I was texted, maybe a week ago asking me to make an appointment, and received a call yesterday.
I explained that I was in France and staying here for the foreseeable future. It's pointless traveling, mixing on plane or boat, self-isolating for 10 days, then doing it all over again to come back, just to receive a jab. No thanks, I'm happy to wait here until the situation improves, or the jab is available here.
I was texted, maybe a week ago asking me to make an appointment, and received a call yesterday.
I explained that I was in France and staying here for the foreseeable future. It's pointless traveling, mixing on plane or boat, self-isolating for 10 days, then doing it all over again to come back, just to receive a jab. No thanks, I'm happy to wait here until the situation improves, or the jab is available here.
Didn't you hear about the millions infected by covid?
The nhs struggling to find beds because there are too many covid cases?
All other illnesses not being treated in the name of the Lord Covid?
GP refusing to see anyone unless they're dying (in which case they tell them to go to A&E)?
It's called triage. Covid can kill you, an excruciating pain won’t. The fact that it’s been going on for a year proves that.
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