There's this BIG 20'something girl in t'pub & as she's not straight off the cover of Vogue or even slightly resembles an Instagram influencer it is highly likely she'll be "last on't shelf" as they say 'round ere.
I think she's gorgeous in her Rubenesque glory & I once told her so. We were chatting in a group & she moaned & whinged about none of the local lads 'worrying' her, I whispered in her tab that if I were 30yrs younger I'd make her nose bleed . . . . And I swear blind, in all seriousness, she looked puzzled & asked me if I was a wife beater !!!