30 minutes with the woman of your choice

[fillyboy]

If it could be absolutely anyone, very difficult call, but I'll go for...........

Cameron Diaz.

 

[Stivino]

If it’s 30 minutes and not a second more then it’ll have to be the missus.

 

[Brigade77]

There's this BIG 20'something girl in t'pub & as she's not straight off the cover of Vogue or even slightly resembles an Instagram influencer it is highly likely she'll be "last on't shelf" as they say 'round ere.

I think she's gorgeous in her Rubenesque glory & I once told her so. We were chatting in a group & she moaned & whinged about none of the local lads 'worrying' her, I whispered in her tab that if I were 30yrs younger I'd make her nose bleed . . . . And I swear blind, in all seriousness, she looked puzzled & asked me if I was a wife beater !!!

 

[HERTS P&D]

Kim Marsh and Amanda Holden!

I'll have 15mm each. (this is my kinda thread!)



Andy

 

[pcaouolte]

I'll have 15mm each.

I'm sure they will be really impressed with your 15mm.

 

[Trazor]

I'm sure they will be really impressed with your 15mm.

His new username should be Tinytim.

 

[HERTS P&D]

I'm sure they will be really impressed with your 15mm.

So would I.



Andy

 

[sxturbo]

Tough one,

Amanda Holden, but also a bit partial to carol vorderman

 

[freddiemercurystwin]

carol vorderman

Well that's put me right off me tea!

 

[Notch7]

Mila Kunis

 

[fillyboy]

Gal Gadot

 

[ic1927]

Olive from On the buses.

 

[Ihavenojob]

I'd make her nose bleed

Reminds me of a raunchy bint I met. "F**k me with 12 inches and make me bleed" she said. So I f***ed her twice and punched her in the face.
PS, it's a joke, so all the leftie panty wetters can chill.

 

[OwainDIYer]

Mary Berry.

30 mins should be enough for a chocolate cake. I can take it out of the oven myself after she's left.

 

[mattylad]

IF they can clean my house from top to bottom, do some ironing and cook me a meal in 30 mins then any will do