Tories Are Gone.

[Mottie]

1. Rob Roberts. Conservative MP for Delyn was allowed to rejoin party despite having sexually harassed a vulnerable junior staff member who suffered mental health issues. He also sexually harassed a male colleague. He was suspended for 12 weeks and remains an independent MP

2. Andrew Griffiths. The former Tory minister raped his wife whilst sleeping and subjected her to coercive control and physical assault. He resigned as minister in 2018 after sending 2,000 sexually explicit messages to constituents. In Nov 2019 he finally stepped down as an MP

3. David Warburton. Tory MP for Somerton and Frome. He faces allegations from three women. He was accused by one, of climbing into bed with her naked and groping her. He lost the whip after the allegations surfaced with photos of him next to a baking tray covered in cocaine

4. Nigel Evans. Accused of assaulting seven men over a 10-year period. A man alleged Evans raped him was warned by colleagues he’d “get Nigelled" before going to his home. Evans was cleared of all charges and remains an MP for Ribble Valley

5. Charlie Elphicke. MP for Dover was convicted and jailed in 2020 for sexually assaulting two women. The judge described him as “a sexual predator who used respectability as a cover”. After assaulting his first victim he chased her around his home chanting “I’m a naughty Tory

6. Michael Fallon resigned as defence secretary in 2017 admitting his behaviour towards women had “fallen short" and apologised for making unwanted advances to Julia Hartley-Brewer. After he resigned, additional allegations were made. In 2019, he confirmed he wouldn’t stand again

7. Tory MP Stephen Crabb was referred to the complaints procedure after admitting sending “sexual chatter” to a young woman who applied to work for him. He resigned as pensions secretary in 2016 after sending suggestive messages to another woman. He was cleared and remains an MP

8. Mark Garnier, junior trade minister, was investigated for asking his assistant to buy a sex toy and calling her “sugar tits”. He didn’t deny the accusations made by a former assistant. He was cleared following an investigation to determine if he breached the ministerial code

9. Damian Green, Tory MP and first Secretary of State was sacked after lying about porn on his HoC computer. He said he didn’t "download or view the porn. A Cabinet Office inquiry was unable to reach a conclusion on separate allegations he’d behaved improperly towards Kate Maltby

10. Imran Ahmad Khan. Tory MP for Wakefield, was found guilty of sexually assaulting a 15 year old boy. Khan assaulted the boy 11 years before he became an MP. The survivor said told the party when the saw he was standing as an MP, the Tories allowed him to stand regardless

11. Neil Parish. Tory MP for Tiverton and Honiton. Parish admitted watching porn on his phone in the House of Commons. He initially claimed he’d opened the porn “in error” but finally admitted the second occasion was deliberate. He resigned as an MP and a by-election was held

12. Chris Pincher. Deputy chief whip. Resigned as whip after drunkenly groping two men. He has been described as a "pound shop Harvey Weinstein" that requires a "minder" in public Further allegations include Pincher assaulting a vulnerable man in his sleep

13. An, as yet, unnamed Tory MP, in his 50s, was arrested in May on suspicion of rape, sexual assault, indecent assault, abuse of a position of trust and misconduct in a public office

14. Boris Johnson. Charlotte Edwardes alleges he groped her. From The Times: “Under the table, I feel Johnson’s hand on my thigh. He gives it a squeeze. His hand is high up my leg and he has enough inner flesh beneath his fingers to make me sit suddenly upright. Afterwards

15. Ross Thomson, Johnson’s former Scottish campaign manager. Labour MP Paul Sweeney, alleged that Thomson drunkenly tried to fondle his genitals and forced a hand down his trousers in a Commons bar in 2018. A Commons inquiry dismissed the sexual assault allegations against him.

And for fairness, are you going to put up a list of Labour MP's and their offences over a similar time period?

 

[Justin Passing]

Another chip in the wall from Saj.
There's writing on that wall.

 

[diy_fun_uk]

Rishi Sunak has just resigned ...

 

[diy_fun_uk]

Could see more senior resignations over next 24 hours.

I reckon Boris will be gone in days.

Don't worry Boris, Nadine will stay loyal

 

[Odds]

To lose one minister seems like carelessness, to lose two from the cabinet within minutes of each other suggests a coup is imminent: it seems de Piffle has only one choice left: Jump, or wait to be pushed. Decisions, decisions....

 

[Munroast]

 

[Justin Passing]

Too many bricks missing from the wall to read the writing on it now.

But there's still a lot of "F"s

 

[lastmuffininbrussels]

Ok I was a bit premature. I’d say Boris has pretty much had it now. Straight to DVD rather than a Hollywood hit this Brexit disaster movie

 

[Notch7]

Nadine Dorries has gone into No10, rumours are she might get health secretary.

 

[festive]

Both letters from Rishi and Sajid very cutting in their letters distancing themselves from how he's running things.

Do the right thing this time Boris...

 

[Notch7]

Ben Wallace is rumoured to be next to go.

 

[charliegolf]

Regarding the likelihood of further resignations...

A cursory glance in the area of Boris's a**e shows naked-eye levels of saliva DNA from Priti and several other no-marks. I'm sure Mad Nads' high heels will be all we can see of her shortly...

 

[diy_fun_uk]

Nadine Dorries has gone into No10, rumours are she might get health secretary.

Please tell me you're joking?!?

 

[IT Minion]

Please tell me you're joking?!?

We are in a post satire world. She's no less qualified or capable of that role than of Culture secretary.

 

[gas112]

comedy gold on sky news just now reece mogg defending boris