Apart from sex , what are you a virgin of?

[Justin Passing]

I think it was queenstown in NZ where they had two different jumps, which were different heights. So they had long bungees and short bungees.

It was fine, until.....

 

[Deleted member 18243]

Gymnastics.

I've never been keen on sports, either the watching or the taking part, but I make an exception for gymnastics; it is the one sport I would love to be able to do. How amazing it must be to be able to control and throw your body around the way they do.

 

[Deleted member 18243]

I hate tattoos.

Tattoos are part of prison culture. When someone goes into prison they have to fit in, or else there is trouble in store for him; and so the criminal gets himself tattooed. The fact that tattoos are now so prevalent outside of prisons is due to the breakdown of law and order, which has led to there being an abundance of un-apprehended criminals at large in all parts of the country. When the criminals don't fear the police, the general public fear the criminals, and so more and of the general public will get tattooed in order to not be noticed by the criminals.

 

[noseall]

Gymnastics.

I've never been keen on sports, either the watching or the taking part, but I make an exception for gymnastics; it is the one sport I would love to be able to do. How amazing it must be to be able to control and throw your body around the way they do.

Watching Simone Biles floor stuff is spellbinding. That woman is a freak of nature. Incredible stuff, another level. There’s a vid out there somewhere whereby she removes her jogging bottoms with her feet whilst doing a handstand. Just incredible.

 

[Charlie George]

Watching Simone Biles floor stuff is spellbinding. That woman is a freak of nature. Incredible stuff, another level. There’s a vid out there somewhere whereby she removes her jogging bottoms with her feet whilst doing a handstand. Just incredible.

I've seen Sticky Vicky do something similar in Benidorm

 

[noseall]

I've seen Sticky Vicky do something similar in Benidorm

I think Simone did it as a challenge. Some bloke thought he was great because he did it standing up. Simone did it balancing on her hands with gravity working against her….or summat

 

[Odds]

Tattoos are part of prison culture. When someone goes into prison they have to fit in, or else there is trouble in store for him; and so the criminal gets himself tattooed. The fact that tattoos are now so prevalent outside of prisons is due to the breakdown of law and order, which has led to there being an abundance of un-apprehended criminals at large in all parts of the country. When the criminals don't fear the police, the general public fear the criminals, and so more and of the general public will get tattooed in order to not be noticed by the criminals.

WoW, you really twisted that syllogism into a tight knot.

 

[ReganAndCarter]

I remember when it first became a thing over here, I was semi-tempted. Then I saw something on the news about a guy who'd did it. After the jump, the instructor said 'just sit on this mat for a few mins to catch your breath.' 10-15 mins later the guy was completely blind, detached retinas or something.

At that point I thought 'nah.'

Their are far less risky ways of going blind.

 

[Justin Passing]

WoW, you really twisted that syllogism into a tight knot.

I'd say it's more of a non-sequitur...

 

[JP_]

Tattoos are part of prison culture. When someone goes into prison they have to fit in, or else there is trouble in store for him; and so the criminal gets himself tattooed. The fact that tattoos are now so prevalent outside of prisons is due to the breakdown of law and order, which has led to there being an abundance of un-apprehended criminals at large in all parts of the country. When the criminals don't fear the police, the general public fear the criminals, and so more and of the general public will get tattooed in order to not be noticed by the criminals.

What drugs are you on today Andy?

 

[Odds]

I'd say it's more of a non-sequitur...

He assumes a criminal gets a tattoo in order to fit in with prison culture, then asserts tattoos are 'so prevalent' outside of prisons due to a breakdown of law and order then claims more of the general public will get a tattoo in order 'to not be noticed by the criminals' - which could be seen as a non sequitur, i suppose, though it still looks like a huge wad of steaming silly jism splashed all over the screen.
Or, in common tongue: "Bollax".