I’d be up for this:

[SirGalahad]

To all you Tory voters trying to have a w nk over this policy.

Tories strip £90billion from defence during 13 years of cuts to the military

The House of Commons Library calculated that £90.3billion more cash would have been injected into the armed forces if the Conservatives stuck with spending 2.5% of GDP on defence

www.mirror.co.uk

Tories strip £90billion from defence during 13 years of cuts to the military​

The House of Commons Library calculated that £90.3billion more cash would have been injected into the armed forces if the Conservatives stuck with spending 2.5% of GDP on defence

 

[SirGalahad]

Yep Tory voters the thickest bunch on the planet.

 

[SirGalahad]

To think there are some who'd like to see even less defence spending, do away with our nuclear deterrent etc. Mainly folk who live in some cuddly wuddly cloud cuckoo land. Would leave us as a complete sitting duck if things did ever escalate.

They are in the minority but the majority have voted Conservative who have put through these massive spending cuts.

So if you voted Tory then you are the problem.

 

[blup]

There would be serious problems persuading 16-18 year olds conscription is a good idea. but it has to be done if only by selecting the more able

 

[SirGalahad]

There would be serious problems persuading 16-18 year olds conscription is a good idea. but it has to be done if only by selecting the more able

Why would 16-18 fight for a Government that has cut school funding, ended youth programs, stopped youth schemes.

This is out of a dysopian novel.

 

[Brigadier]

Why would 16-18 fight for a Government that has cut school funding, ended youth programs, stopped youth schemes.

Precisely for these reasons; their choices and options have been deliberately engineered away.


"I was born in Blyth.........................................but joined the Royal Navy (because there's fook all else to do round here, for lads like me)."

 

[SirGalahad]

Precisely for these reasons; their choices and options have been deliberately engineered away.


"I was born in Blyth.........................................but joined the Royal Navy (because there's fook all else to do round here, for lads like me)."

So poor sods from working class backgrounds end your dreams of becoming an engineer, dr, lawyer etc.

So entrench social classes and end social mobility. Then they wonder why the Government and those in power suffer from same think.

 

[Mottie]

Oops Tory failure means cuts everywhere because they can't grow the economy.

Are you saying that won't happen under any other government?

 

[Mottie]

We need a well funded army. Not citizen soldiers you pillocks.

If we ever get invaded, I’m giving them your name first. You can go in the book.

 

[Mottie]

Oops

Are you trying to out Oops the chief Oopser on this forum?

 

[SirGalahad]

Are you saying that won't happen under any other government?

I am saying who has been in power. Last 13 years, last 40 years - who has been in power for the mvast majority of that time?

Last 40 years? Who?

Tories, so they created this and now their solution is conscription.

If they could manage the economy better and not have to resort to rubbish like this.

 

[SirGalahad]

If we ever get invaded, I’m giving them your name first. You can go in the book.

So lets unpack this idiotic statement.

What book is this?

If we are invaded? Land, sea or air? How many are invading us?

Who is invading us?

Perhaps add a bit more colour to your point or you stand out as being an idiot.

 

[Mottie]

I am saying who has been in power. Last 13 years, last 40 years - who has been in power for the mvast majority of that time?

Last 40 years? Who?

Tories, so they created this and now their solution is conscription.

If they could manage the economy better and not have to resort to rubbish like this.

So you are saying it wouldn’t have happened under any other government? We wouldn’t have seen a pandemic, a world recession, war in Europe etc etc

 

[Mottie]

So lets unpack this idiotic statement.

If we ever get invaded, I’m giving them your name first. You can go in the book.

What book is this?

Ze book with ze list!

Perhaps add a bit more colour to your point or you stand out as being an idiot.

Grow up and get a sense of humour otherwise you will continue to stand out as being a humourless ****!

 

[blup]

So poor sods from working class backgrounds end your dreams of becoming an engineer, dr, lawyer etc.

So entrench social classes and end social mobility. Then they wonder why the Government and those in power suffer from same think.

In America they offered citizenship to enlist in the gulf war, and it worked. I can see the ads now on rawadann tv...