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You have it the wrong way round.I’m a baker. I even bought a special hat to put on when I’m baking to wind Mrs Mottie up so there!
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You tell a fib first then reveal that it was a joke.
You have it the wrong way round.I’m a baker. I even bought a special hat to put on when I’m baking to wind Mrs Mottie up so there!
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What fib?You have it the wrong way round.
You tell a fib first then reveal that it was a joke.
What fib?
A divorce lawyer a new dartboard and a 12 pack from Tesco. I win BarberaToday I went with a few mates to the London Motorcycle show at the Excel. I bought two boxes of flapjacks! So, what have you bought today?

You have it upside down…..A Silentnight electric foot warmer.
Very poor.
It does an amazing job of heating up the carpet.....but not my feet.

Just looked the drinks price list up. Apparently the plastic beakers of rosé were £19.50 each plus the two soft drinks, plus a £2 contribution to the restoration fund plus a 12.5% service charge - they only put them on the counter! Mrs Mottie only had the Diet Coke. Whenever she goes out, she sticks some money on her Monzo card as she doesn’t like giving her debit or credit cards over in pubs etc. She stuck £50 on it last night and obviously, it got rejected so she had to use her debit card anyway.I think I'd rather go thirsty!
Just looked the drinks price list up. Apparently the plastic beakers of rosé were £19.50 each plus the two soft drinks, plus a £2 contribution to the restoration fund plus a 12.5% service charge - they only put them on the counter!
Not particularly. She hates it when established bands just play mainly their new stuff. Said they were in their eighties and one of them only came on for one song and he had to be helped on and had headphones in. Sounds like a pension top-up gig!This sort of shoite is spun as "the economy is booming" too................![]()
Was the gig any good though?

Lidl freshly baked bread. It’s the best. Oats and honey loaf this morning.![]()