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[Deleted member 142255]

I had an ultra sound 2 weeks ago and the lady doing the scan said that had a fatty liver....

My doc rang me to give me the results of the scan...."Oh, all ok with the scan, you have a fatty liver, all ok"...ended call..

Really?

No further investigations?

Woof.

Pleased to hear all is good.

 

[Deleted member 265726]

Not sure about kilogrammes, but I went in last August with kidney failure and weighing 12 stone. Didn't take long to drop to 10, and I was on dialysis in ITU.

A week later they told me I have pulmonary fibrosis and it's terminal.

Spent a month in hospital, camera up the bum as they weren't happy with my CT scan and eventually told I have Crohnes disease.

Back home for a couple of weeks then taken in with pneumonia.

Now they want to shove another camera up and look at something else. No chance!

I just want to die quietly and without pain, and in the meantime enjoy posts like this.

I am sorry

 

[Deleted member 142255]

I am sorry

It is what it is mate. Can't sit and worry over it, just got to try and make the best and keep a sense of humour. That's why I stick with the other 2 morons, they knew me before all this carp. It's also why I love fun threads like this.

 

[Highway Man]

It is what it is mate. Can't sit and worry over it, just got to try and make the best and keep a sense of humour. That's why I stick with the other 2 morons, they knew me before all this carp. It's also why I love fun threads like this.

Your problem not mine

 

[securespark]

I had an ultra sound 2 weeks ago and the lady doing the scan said that had a fatty liver....

My doc rang me to give me the results of the scan...."Oh, all ok with the scan, you have a fatty liver, all ok"...ended call..

Really?

No further investigations?

Nor me either.

I have had many UTIs over the last several years.

Over the course of those years, I've had many repeated tests and scans.

Twice I had CT scans.

Twice the report came back:

There's nowt wrong with your urinary tract....

1st time: ...but you have diverticular disease.

2nd time: ...but you have the beginnings of fatty liver disease.

I told the GP to tell the bloody hospital to stop scanning me because they keep finding stuff wrong with me. Apart from what's causing my repeated UTIs...!!

 

[pete01]

and now I'm 151.

And I thought I was old

 

[Deleted member 142255]

And I thought I was old

You are.

 

[securespark]

Kilos!

 

[Highway Man]

You are.

and seriously overweight

 

[Deleted member 142255]

and seriously overweight

And ugly.

 

[pete01]

and seriously overweight

I'm 6 foot 10 and 11 stone

 

[Deleted member 142255]

I'm 6 foot 10 and 11 stone

Ha ha ha ha

Idiot!

 

[Deleted member 142255]

Porridge again tomorrow for brekky.

Just to keep on subject lol

 

[Deleted member 265726]

I've just had chocolate ice cream, Santa Domingo or summin from Waitrose, the one in the small pot, the posh one for double the price as the normal one. Nice but not nice nice.

 

[Deleted member 142255]

OMG!

I really fancy a Twix bar straight from the fridge.