At Center Parcs. Took my son and son in law clay pigeon shooting at a local shooting club. I was fooking useless. Went in the pool later and went down the rapids in the pool and in the bit where it got a bit wild and said ‘feet first only', someone crashed into me, spun me round and I went down head first, hitting my head on nearly every bloody bend. Got a nice lump on my head as well as one on my elbow. 7.00 and I’m knackered already and ready for bed!
Last time we went, I had some woman in a panic wrap her legs around my neck, facing me, on the way down in the rapids. The daughter in law still laughs about it to this day - especially when I said "I haven’t even bought you a drink yet". All the ladies mates were laughing at her too. No such luck this time and I went down them half a dozen times!They don't show that on the adverts![]()
Ah well, it needs done at some point.I've just found out that Windows 10 support is being extended!
A tip. Don’t hire a bike. When you get here, scour the car parks. People just ride them back to their cars and dump them instead of taking them back to the hire centre.We are at Elevden late November as they start the Christmas season then.

Digging (by hand (& back)) trenches for new mains water to house pipe. Filled 3 1m3 bags with the spoil. What's the betting it won't all go back in.

Dig an extra hole, to bury it in..