OMG My Big Disciplinary Tomorrow

[Highway Man]

Well sat outside of city hall now waiting to go meet the pencil pushers who are forcing this. My mate is in good spirits and we are both looking forward to our big pub day today which will be extra special. We have both agreed that regardless to how long they drag this out we are both walking out at 12.30 and getting smashed. We deserve this after this pathetic sh** show.

 

[Highway Man]

The last thing HWM wants is a reference to his Billy BS on here.

Was going to ask for one from you but I will take this post as a no and hope you enjoy the outcome.

 

[Mottie]

My mate is in good spirits

Gin, vodka and whisky….

 

[Highway Man]

I don't suppose it has anything to do with him spending over half the working day posting on here...

No nothing. Bet you have a big smile on your face though.

 

[diy_fun_uk]

If it's getting a bit tricky just tell them they're having an adverse impact on your anxiety, mental health and their approach to the whole thing is causing you to question your gender.

That should help bring it to a more rapid conclusion.

 

[Ivor Windybottom]

thats how it was. I didnt want him going out drunk as we often work with the police and they could have been in attendance

The bit in red is alarming. You really wouldn't be bothered about working at height drunk if the police wouldn't be there? You need to give your head a shake.

Are you and your workmate both alcoholics?

 

[Ivor Windybottom]

We have both agreed that regardless to how long they drag this out we are both walking out at 12.30 and getting smashed. We deserve this after this pathetic sh** show.

Oh. Answered my question then.

I'm guessing this isn't the first alcohol related matter?

 

[pete01]

as we often work with the police

Sting?

 

[Ivor Windybottom]

If he was Sting he'd be getting everyone else to do the work, taking all the credit and money, then refusing to pay them anything.

 

[Highway Man]

The bit in red is alarming. You really wouldn't be bothered about working at height drunk if the police wouldn't be there? You need to give your head a shake.

Are you and your workmate both alcoholics?

Don’t be alarmed. Nobody is saying that at all. My mate couldn’t go. I went for him I wasn’t drunk and he wouldn’t have gone regardless.

 

[Highway Man]

Oh. Answered my question then.

I'm guessing this isn't the first alcohol related matter?

Keep guessing

 

[Highway Man]

If it's getting a bit tricky just tell them they're having an adverse impact on your anxiety, mental health and their approach to the whole thing is causing you to question your gender.

That should help bring it to a more rapid conclusion.

I told them as you advised. I have said I would now like to be addressed as Doreen.

 

[Highway Man]

We have permission from our line manager to leave and get in the pub. He said I will come and speak with you both down there today. So off we go. We are both still employed at this stage. However let’s see if that remains so after today’s session as my mate thinks he knows who grassed us up. Oh dear.

 

[MNW67]

We have permission from our line manager to leave and get in the pub. He said I will come and speak with you both down there today. So off we go. We are both still employed at this stage. However let’s see if that remains so after today’s session as my mate thinks he knows who grassed us up. Oh dear.

I thought it might have been flagged automatically using tracking software.

 

[aveatry]

We have permission from our line manager to leave and get in the pub.

Not good optics given the reason for the disciplinary. ( see what I did there)