OMG My Big Disciplinary Tomorrow

Getting all serious, I've had a bit of a late-in-life rethink on booze. I find hangovers last about 3 days nowadays. I used to get mild panic if there was no beer in the fridge. We went out with friends, had a meal and all drank pop, as an experiment. It was fine, we all had a laugh and it was amazing waking up the next day as fresh as a daisy.

It seems that functioning alcholism is probably the most popular hobby in this country. Everyone's mostly subdued by drinking yeast pee every day.
 
Getting all serious, I've had a bit of a late-in-life rethink on booze. I find hangovers last about 3 days nowadays. I used to get mild panic if there was no beer in the fridge. We went out with friends, had a meal and all drank pop, as an experiment. It was fine, we all had a laugh and it was amazing waking up the next day as fresh as a daisy.

It seems that functioning alcholism is probably the most popular hobby in this country. Everyone's mostly subdued by drinking yeast pee every day.

I stopped drinking alcohol almost ten years ago. Just realised one day that I no longer enjoyed being in an altered state.
 
I stopped drinking alcohol almost ten years ago. Just realised one day that I no longer enjoyed being in an altered state.
I've gone the same way. I've often had a couple and just not enjoyed the feeling. I'd rather think and talk straight-minded instead of foggy and confused.

What was really nice about the morning after the sober night out was not worrying about what I might have said to who.
 
Getting all serious, I've had a bit of a late-in-life rethink on booze. I find hangovers last about 3 days nowadays. I used to get mild panic if there was no beer in the fridge. We went out with friends, had a meal and all drank pop, as an experiment. It was fine, we all had a laugh and it was amazing waking up the next day as fresh as a daisy.

It seems that functioning alcholism is probably the most popular hobby in this country. Everyone's mostly subdued by drinking yeast pee every day.
You are exactly right about the culture in this country, we should all be outside getting some healthy fresh air and exercise.

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It annoys me how much pubs charge for soft drinks. I worked at a pub once, the landlord said he'd love everyone to drink coke etc as it was vastly more profitable than the beer.

We went to Harvester and were drinking unlimited refills of fizzy pop for a couple of hours with our meal.

Also Wetherspoons does unlimited refills of tea and coffee. Decaff available too, otherwise you'd get a spinning head from too many coffees.
 
We have permission from our line manager to leave and get in the pub. He said I will come and speak with you both down there today. So off we go. We are both still employed at this stage. However let’s see if that remains so after today’s session as my mate thinks he knows who grassed us up. Oh dear.
did you get that in writing? obviously you will both be drinking soft/hot drinks.
 
Well here a turn up for the books, our gaffer came in and explained the situation to us, he said he thinks the world of us both and was annoyed it has gone this far but was taken out of his hands. He bought us both a couple of vodkas and a redbull to share. OMG tight arrrs oh wot. My mate said he was getting sacked and our gaffer said "we don't sack good men, we shape them to be better" that goes for the pair of us. All the lads are trickling in now and singing for we are jolly good fellows and fist bumping us. I feel like crying for the support we are getting. Cheers guys. have a great weekend, time now for me to get out of my head.
 
Well here a turn up for the books, our gaffer came in and explained the situation to us, he said he thinks the world of us both and was annoyed it has gone this far but was taken out of his hands. He bought us both a couple of vodkas and a redbull to share. OMG tight arrrs oh wot. My mate said he was getting sacked and our gaffer said "we don't sack good men, we shape them to be better" that goes for the pair of us. All the lads are trickling in now and singing for we are jolly good fellows and fist bumping us. I feel like crying for the support we are getting. Cheers guys. have a great weekend, time now for me to get out of my head.
get an Uber home.

and don't take revenge on snitchypants.
 
get an Uber home.

and don't take revenge on snitchypants.
Nope I have told my mate to let it drop and we will sort him out another way. My mate is a bit of a psycho but he will stay away from him punching his lights out now I have told him. He needs to be more squeeky clean than me at the moment.
 
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