I died for 11 minutes woke up and me and the surgeon rewired a houseI once was taken to a breakdown whilst in a coma..Think on..
I died for 11 minutes woke up and me and the surgeon rewired a houseI once was taken to a breakdown whilst in a coma..Think on..

thats nothing, I once repaired a motorway over head sign with my undertaker.I died for 11 minutes woke up and me and the surgeon rewired a house
I was buried 6ft under and broke out of the coffin to repair some lights.....thats nothing, I once repaired a motorway over head sign with my undertaker.
It depends how well they know you, but it cant harm.will that work?

PfffftttttI was buried 6ft under and broke out of the coffin to repair some lights.....
You done?Pffffttttt

yeahYou done?
Thought soyeah

I apologised in the hearing for causing so much chaos and problems. They thanked me for my attitude towards the hearing.It depends how well they know you, but it cant harm.

Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.We celebrated at the pub intil the early hours of this morning, was a great night and everyone loved it. There was a family in the pub when we arrived having a meal, after a I had had a few vodkas there was a little girl with her parents and she had a ukelele and she was trying to play it. I went over and asked how long she had been playing and listened to her playing. I asked her if I could have the ukelele to play for her. I played her a few songs and she loved it, so I taught her to play happy birthday on. it and she was over the moon. After an hour or so her mother walked towards me with her uke and asked if I could play some beatles as her husband loved the beatles. I obliged and the whole pub was soon singing and dancing along. It was one of those nights that went from good to brilliant.
Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.
I think he will get 2 OMGs and a think onOMG
I bet you get reported.

OMG what a strange thing to say.Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.

ReportedOf all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.
