What have you been doing today?

HERTS P&D · 2026-03-13T21:42:54+0000

What do guitar players use for birth control?

Their personality.

Andy

pete01 · 2026-03-13T21:48:12+0000

HERTS P&D said:
What do guitar players use for birth control?

Their personality.

Andy

OMG maybe it is a real guitar

Highway Man · 2026-03-13T21:50:55+0000

Dec27 · 2026-03-13T21:51:11+0000

Highway Man said:
Look nice but it is a period house, wouldn't look right in mine, ours screams young executives going places with flair and style.

It screams pine skirts with a cheap varnish

Think on…

pete01 · 2026-03-13T21:52:26+0000

Dec27 said:
It screams pine skirts with a cheap varnish

Think on…

I wouldnt use them on my bonfire

HERTS P&D · 2026-03-13T21:53:52+0000

Highway Man said:
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I didn't sleep with her.................I was UP all night!

Andy

pete01 · 2026-03-13T21:56:01+0000

HERTS P&D said:
I didn't sleep with her.................I was UP all night!

Andy

On Diynot?

HERTS P&D · 2026-03-13T21:58:32+0000

A leisure centre.

Andy

REPORTED!

Highway Man · 2026-03-13T22:03:31+0000

pete01 said:
I wouldnt use them on my bonfire

You could pop those lights on the bonfire whilst your at it...
Charge it !!!!!

Highway Man · 2026-03-13T22:04:01+0000

HERTS P&D said:
What do you call a sheep tied to lamppost in Wales?
A leisure centre.

Andy

REPORTED!

Mottie · 2026-03-13T22:18:35+0000

I asked a Welsh bloke to count all his previous sexual partners and as he was counting them he fell asleep!

Highway Man · 2026-03-14T00:29:16+0000

Dec27 said:
It screams pine skirts with a cheap varnish

Think on…

I wouldn't say that, don't be so harsh on your hard work, it looks like you have painted them, they look nice to me.
Charge it !!!!