Quite so.
If he persists in 'helping us', I may run out of my supply of 'pinches of salt'

. However ...
Publicly reported court cases specifically for solely unauthorised removal of the cut-out fuse (without additional elements like meter tampering, bypassing for theft, or harassment) appear rare or not widely documented in mainstream sources ....
Hmmm. Your friend seems to think differently from us, since "...appear rare or not widely documented..." seems to imply that he thinks that there
have been at least some prosecutions.
..... One forum post from over a decade ago asked how many had been prosecuted for pulling the DNO fuse, implying it happens but is not commonly publicised.
Eh? That's precisely the question (albeit essentially rhetorical) that I posted in this forum, but my doing that certainly does not "imply that it happens"!!
Related cases exist: Prosecutions for electricity theft ..... A civil harassment case involved a neighbour repeatedly cutting power .... (including via the fuse), leading to a large damages award but not a standalone criminal prosecution detailed for the fuse alone.
Sure, there are undoubtedly plenty of instances of more important/serious 'crimes' which also involve pulling the fuse, but that's not what we're talking about.
I still think that, particularly in the absence of a 'smart' meter, a successful criminal prosecution (for just pulling the fuse) could be very difficult to achieve (lack of adequate 'proof' to satisfy the criminal burden) and this may be part of the reason we don't see such prosecutions. Quite apart from the matter of cost (in terms of time, effort and money), I presume that the last thing a DNO would want would be a reputation for having a string of
unsuccesful prosecutions for this activity!
I also wonder (again, in the absence of a 'smart' meter) how it would ever come to a DNO's attention that someone had ('just') pulled their fuse.
As I often mention, for years I have been seeing a lot of houses (many 'run down') being bought, refurbished and sold, and a substantial proportion have broken/absent cutout fuses, When that happens, we always inform the relevant DNO and 'invite' them to come and apply a seal but I have to say that I cannot recall one of them ever having done that! Most commonly, they merely thank us for informing them but when they do say something useful, it's usually along the lines of "the supplier's meter operative will seal it when they do the next meter change".
In discussions about "why should they bother" (to do anything about
just 'pulled fuses'), someone will usually say something about 'safety' (of the person doing the fuse-pulling). However, I would suggest that if they
did 'police' fuse-pulling fairly rigorously, then at least some people would, as a result, be moved to do something far more dangerous!